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fantasticalbicycle:

Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

ignitionremix:

officer: you are under arrest
me: wrong twin

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lopmon:

OMFG I JUS TYELLED IN CLASS

shinycaterpie:

I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.

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browningtons:

if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire 

troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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solos1s:

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luxio:

tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

thestormscrolls:

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OH MY GOD THE FLYING ONE!!!!