Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house
officer: you are under arrest
me: wrong twin
I don’t think the guy was very impressed with the whole being burned thing.
if tumblr university was a thing i wouldn’t hesitate to set it on fire
I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night
why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
OH MY GOD THE FLYING ONE!!!!